The 12 Most Commonly Misinterpreted Road Signs

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Road Signs can be tricky when passing at a high rate of speed.  Coffee and cell phone distractions don’t help either.  Here’s a handy guide to help avoid any confusion the next time you’re encountered with any of the following road or walking signs.

1.)  DESIGNATED STUNT-BIKING AREA

Remember to wear a safety helmet where boobs are present.

2.)  HAND STANDS PERMITTED ON MOVING VEHICLES

Look what that Teen Wolf Hooligan started…

3.)  MANNEQUIN CROSSING

Usually posted within close proximity to an Old Navy outlet store.

4.)  GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS AREA

No time to explain!

5.)  CREEPY SINGLE GUY AREA

Roll up windows while passing.

6.)  KICK DOWN DOOR BEFORE ENTERING

Nothing says ‘grand entrance’ like a good ninja-kick to the front door.

7.)  BONER REST STOP

Turns out that being well-endowed has it’s drawbacks.

8.)  WATCH FOR BIRDS

No stupid questions either.

9.)  STOP FOR STANKY LEG

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Touch and Go

Abby Has Issues

I had been seeing her for about a year—12 whole months—so I thought that what we had was special. But apparently I was nothing more to her than just another body to use.

Yes, it’s true.

My massage therapist quit.

Now before you go rolling your eyes at the fact I “indulge” in a monthly massage, know that it’s in conjunction with chiropractic care to help with chronic neck and back issues I have and not at some fancy spa.

Note: I feel a little funny saying I go to the chiropractor, only because it kind of sounds a) pretentious, although the visits are medically necessary and b) like a dinosaur, which sounds cool but then disappointing when it’s a doctor and not a dinosaur. So getting a half hour massage once a month made me feel indulgent if by “indulgent” you mean “not in so much pain I can’t…

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